Parametric Stick of Butter (1 Stick)

A stick of butter you configure yourself made to order to your specifications. Choose the quantity of sticks from the full range of one. The customizer will show you the stick, rotate the stick, and quote the stick, because that is what it does for everything else in this store and we saw no reason to make an exception.

Specifications

• 4.75 x 1.25 x 1.25 in, the US standard stick
• Seven tablespoon marks scored into the top, so you can pretend to measure
• Eased edges, as if it sat on the counter for exactly one minute
• 3D printed (made to order) in yellow PLA. Salted and unsalted are the same color, so we offer one.

What it does

• Holds down paper
• Tablespoon butter pad gauge
• Makes the butter dish look occupied
• Gives butter fetching bot a purpose to exist
• Mounts to butter dish accessories (coming soon!)

What it does not do

• Melt*, spread, or improve toast
• Mounts nothing to nothing
• Not for human consumption

Not food. Keep away from anyone who might disagree.

*Disclaimer: Should not melt on toaster hot bread under normal breakfast conditions below 320F